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Vatican Crooks Tee
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Vatican Crooks Sweatshirt
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Vatican Crooks Tank Top
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Vatican Crooks Hoodie
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Vatican Crooks Sticker
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The Vatican Crooks Collection calls out 2,000 years of tax-free crimes, designer robes, and hush money. More cover-ups than a Netflix true crime doc. Less holy spirit, more holy shit.
Spray paint a wall? You're a criminal. Hide predators for decades? You're “His Holiness" with gold rings and private jets. God moves in mysterious ways, so do lawyers and PR teams.